"Thilafathaa neyfathaa kanfathaa kihilifathaa thunfathaky fatheh nooneve. Hikandhifathaky fathakah viyas, e gahugai hikanjeh naalhaeve. Adhi boluga fai felhi eh kamaku thunfaimatheegai falhany mahakah nuvaa mathimahekeve. Koamahaa alimahaky ves hamaekani namehgai maheve. Kandugeri aky ves kandu gai ulhey geri eh nooneve. Eiee kee geri eh ves nooneve. Minikaavagaky aanmu gothehgai minimas kaa echcheh nooneve. Adhi odi kaa bodu mahaky aanmu gothehgai odi kaa echecheh ves nooneve. Masmahaamessaai gasgahaagehi kiyuneh kamaku basbahaabehi kiyumy bahuge gavaidhu olhuvaalumeve. Ekamaku finifenaa finihakaigaa finikameh nethas eiee ky massala eh nooneve.
Arabikaraigaa arabin ulhenya, Seenukaraigaa ulheny seenun heyyeve? Meybiskadhurugai meyehves, bihehves, kadhurehves noaveve, adhi asdhoonyaky fiyafalhaifaivaa aheh (Pegasus)nooneve. Efadha mashuni janavaaru mizamaanugai (?) noolhunas, kathilumun jinsu badhaluvaa haalaky adhives nethihingaidhaane kamuge biru heevefai vaa dhoonyeh nooneve. Fenfoah dhoonyaky dhoonyehkamaku fenfoakaa huri gulhumeh neyge eve. Dhoonyakahnuvaa Dhon-dhoonyaky Dhoonmoosa fadha dhon-noon sooipekeve. Adhi Dhon Didi kithanme dhoneh dhinas, dhonmammayaku kalhiyyaa dhuvahakuves dhoneh nuvaane eve. Mamma akah ves nuvaane eve. Faharehga (debatable)
Dhaidholhi eh gai dhatheh ves dholhi ehves neendhe eve. Alanaasi aa alamaari ala-akun feshunas ala-akah nuve eve. Adhi thelabdi kaigen kobadi elhiyas eiee ky badi-hathiyaaru kahala furaana ah gellumeh dheyne echcheh nooneve. Faharehgai badeegai badi-beys hurumun eiee faidhaahuri beyheh kamah heevedhaanethy bunelee eve. Adhi badi edhurah badi kiyunas eiee kee naasikulhumah mashooru edhuru dhaitha eh nooneve. Naasikulheymeehun naasi geygai ulhenyaa Suvarugeygai ulheyny suvarun baava eve? Huvaa (Mahatma) gandhi, gefulhuge kalaangeyge rakaatherikan hoadhameve! Koa faa nuviyeh kamaku koafaa iskurahvafaanethy birugannaathee eve. Kaabaa aky ekalaange gefulhah viyas, badhige aa, bandahage aa feylige aky ge akah vaa geyeh nooneve. (again debatable i guess)
Falho gadi eh gai falholeh neendhey, huvafenaky fenehnoon, adhi isthahtaky thahteh nooneve. Baiy-thashin baiykeyas, vathuthashin vatheh nukaeve. (Eiee hama faivaan joadakun faivaan nuboa gothah) Fenthashin fenbuyas, faakhanatashin fenbuin rangalhehnooneve. Gifiyyaky maa thaahiru thanakah nuvaathee eve. Anekka meekee abafili, ibifili kahala fiyyeh nooneve. Adhi filikoalhi aky maakoalhi gothah fileege koalhi ehves nooneve. Banduvah akuru ge bandeh inna kamehves neyge eve. Veema vah tho, thines kan tho lafaakoh bunaakah neyge eve. Ekamaku vahbahaky vah echcheh noon kan yageeneve.
Dhivehi bahuge dharaja-fenvaraky adhives eyge takhuthun faiban neygigen ulhey echchekeve. E vedhaane ebeyfulhun aumahves dhiyumahves vadaigathun kiyuvvaatheekamah Faranjee faranseen emeehunge rasgefaanah hedhi gothah miyah ves hadhanvee kanneyge. (or not) Ehenyaafahe ebeyfulhunnah avahaaraganduvraugai avahaarafulhehnuleppeve eve. Adhi ebeyfulhunge kanbalun rakkauvvany, aharumen aadhaige meehun rakkaavaa gothakah nooneve. Mee dhen raskalunna rasoolunge nanfulhuge fahatha 'gefaanu' annaathee vaagoiy thoache. Arabin ves Alloahashaa, Rasoolaa ashaa, raskalunnashaa aadhaige alhunnah 'Qaala Qaala' kiyaa iru, aharumen kiyan jeheny, wahy kurevvun, hadith kurevvun, vidhaalhuvun adhi bunun migothasheve.
Aneh kamaky dhivehi bahugai hiniayas hinyakee dhaa echcheh nooneve. Adhi rulhi harunuviyas rulhi aky maduvaa echchekeve. Biraa ladhaky ganna echcheseve. Adhi faisaa aky fiyaayah nuvaa rufiyaa eve. Fiyaa dhandeh gai fiyaa hedhenyaa, boalha dhandehgai hedheyny koacheh baava eve? Kahbimaky gaburustaanakah vanyaa, adhi kahbolaky mulha bolehge naashigandeh kamah vanyaa, kahgandaky koachehbaa? Minimahaa, minikiraa, minivahaky insaanunge mas, kiru adhi vas kamah vanyaa minivanaky insaanunge van baava eve? New Delhi, Aa Delhi ah tarujamaa vaairu, White House, New York, Baitul Maqdis, Teletubbies, Harry Potter adhi Snow White tarujamaa nuvany keehveba? Foolhumaiy dhaitha aky foolhukandaa meehakah vanyaa, khithaanu kuraa meehaayah kiyaany keykayba? Zakaru-bafaa beybe baa?
Avi ainakun lolah rakkaatherikan libeyiru, mas aineh kaifiyya faharehgai loa andhiri vumun dhuruvaane kamah baeh meehun bune eve. Ekamaku loa andhiri viyas, TV nubelunehkamaku, vas beleyne eve. Eiee dhivehi bahugai neyfathunnaa dhulhunna lolunna kuraakamaky hus belun kamugaivaathee eve. Adhi ishaaraai koh than than dhakka gothah, vaahaka aky ves dhakkaa echchekeve. Ehenve kanneyge dhivehi bahaky ishaaraathakey kiyany. Mee dhen kanunna mammanunnah ves rahumaitheribahakah vaathy fakhuru verivan. Dhivehibas dhemiothumuge aalamah dhathrunukoh, dhemi onnaanetho ummeedhukuran. Kanneyge."
Arabikaraigaa arabin ulhenya, Seenukaraigaa ulheny seenun heyyeve? Meybiskadhurugai meyehves, bihehves, kadhurehves noaveve, adhi asdhoonyaky fiyafalhaifaivaa aheh (Pegasus)nooneve. Efadha mashuni janavaaru mizamaanugai (?) noolhunas, kathilumun jinsu badhaluvaa haalaky adhives nethihingaidhaane kamuge biru heevefai vaa dhoonyeh nooneve. Fenfoah dhoonyaky dhoonyehkamaku fenfoakaa huri gulhumeh neyge eve. Dhoonyakahnuvaa Dhon-dhoonyaky Dhoonmoosa fadha dhon-noon sooipekeve. Adhi Dhon Didi kithanme dhoneh dhinas, dhonmammayaku kalhiyyaa dhuvahakuves dhoneh nuvaane eve. Mamma akah ves nuvaane eve. Faharehga (debatable)
Dhaidholhi eh gai dhatheh ves dholhi ehves neendhe eve. Alanaasi aa alamaari ala-akun feshunas ala-akah nuve eve. Adhi thelabdi kaigen kobadi elhiyas eiee ky badi-hathiyaaru kahala furaana ah gellumeh dheyne echcheh nooneve. Faharehgai badeegai badi-beys hurumun eiee faidhaahuri beyheh kamah heevedhaanethy bunelee eve. Adhi badi edhurah badi kiyunas eiee kee naasikulhumah mashooru edhuru dhaitha eh nooneve. Naasikulheymeehun naasi geygai ulhenyaa Suvarugeygai ulheyny suvarun baava eve? Huvaa (Mahatma) gandhi, gefulhuge kalaangeyge rakaatherikan hoadhameve! Koa faa nuviyeh kamaku koafaa iskurahvafaanethy birugannaathee eve. Kaabaa aky ekalaange gefulhah viyas, badhige aa, bandahage aa feylige aky ge akah vaa geyeh nooneve. (again debatable i guess)
Falho gadi eh gai falholeh neendhey, huvafenaky fenehnoon, adhi isthahtaky thahteh nooneve. Baiy-thashin baiykeyas, vathuthashin vatheh nukaeve. (Eiee hama faivaan joadakun faivaan nuboa gothah) Fenthashin fenbuyas, faakhanatashin fenbuin rangalhehnooneve. Gifiyyaky maa thaahiru thanakah nuvaathee eve. Anekka meekee abafili, ibifili kahala fiyyeh nooneve. Adhi filikoalhi aky maakoalhi gothah fileege koalhi ehves nooneve. Banduvah akuru ge bandeh inna kamehves neyge eve. Veema vah tho, thines kan tho lafaakoh bunaakah neyge eve. Ekamaku vahbahaky vah echcheh noon kan yageeneve.
Dhivehi bahuge dharaja-fenvaraky adhives eyge takhuthun faiban neygigen ulhey echchekeve. E vedhaane ebeyfulhun aumahves dhiyumahves vadaigathun kiyuvvaatheekamah Faranjee faranseen emeehunge rasgefaanah hedhi gothah miyah ves hadhanvee kanneyge. (or not) Ehenyaafahe ebeyfulhunnah avahaaraganduvraugai avahaarafulhehnuleppeve eve. Adhi ebeyfulhunge kanbalun rakkauvvany, aharumen aadhaige meehun rakkaavaa gothakah nooneve. Mee dhen raskalunna rasoolunge nanfulhuge fahatha 'gefaanu' annaathee vaagoiy thoache. Arabin ves Alloahashaa, Rasoolaa ashaa, raskalunnashaa aadhaige alhunnah 'Qaala Qaala' kiyaa iru, aharumen kiyan jeheny, wahy kurevvun, hadith kurevvun, vidhaalhuvun adhi bunun migothasheve.
Aneh kamaky dhivehi bahugai hiniayas hinyakee dhaa echcheh nooneve. Adhi rulhi harunuviyas rulhi aky maduvaa echchekeve. Biraa ladhaky ganna echcheseve. Adhi faisaa aky fiyaayah nuvaa rufiyaa eve. Fiyaa dhandeh gai fiyaa hedhenyaa, boalha dhandehgai hedheyny koacheh baava eve? Kahbimaky gaburustaanakah vanyaa, adhi kahbolaky mulha bolehge naashigandeh kamah vanyaa, kahgandaky koachehbaa? Minimahaa, minikiraa, minivahaky insaanunge mas, kiru adhi vas kamah vanyaa minivanaky insaanunge van baava eve? New Delhi, Aa Delhi ah tarujamaa vaairu, White House, New York, Baitul Maqdis, Teletubbies, Harry Potter adhi Snow White tarujamaa nuvany keehveba? Foolhumaiy dhaitha aky foolhukandaa meehakah vanyaa, khithaanu kuraa meehaayah kiyaany keykayba? Zakaru-bafaa beybe baa?
Avi ainakun lolah rakkaatherikan libeyiru, mas aineh kaifiyya faharehgai loa andhiri vumun dhuruvaane kamah baeh meehun bune eve. Ekamaku loa andhiri viyas, TV nubelunehkamaku, vas beleyne eve. Eiee dhivehi bahugai neyfathunnaa dhulhunna lolunna kuraakamaky hus belun kamugaivaathee eve. Adhi ishaaraai koh than than dhakka gothah, vaahaka aky ves dhakkaa echchekeve. Ehenve kanneyge dhivehi bahaky ishaaraathakey kiyany. Mee dhen kanunna mammanunnah ves rahumaitheribahakah vaathy fakhuru verivan. Dhivehibas dhemiothumuge aalamah dhathrunukoh, dhemi onnaanetho ummeedhukuran. Kanneyge."
wowww!!! amazing.saaabahey buneveynee. obinoavey.
ReplyDeletei think after this civil service thing...soadhube is having too much freetime..coz he is retired now.lol.
anywayz thnx for sharing.this is funny and creative.
but again i dont think killing dhivehibas is a gud idea. maybe we can keep it, even if english becomes our first language. i am proud of dhivehi language. it is a global heritage actually.maybe we can document the language with all the dialects and put it in to a capsule..and bury it or... send it to the moon.well...it is becoming less and less important nowadays. we are unable to speak about many important things in dhivehi. but still dhivehi is a beautiful and great language. its just that we were so isolated all these years..and we have more words in the areas we talk mostly...like sea,coconutpalm and sex.
ReplyDeletesoadhube retired?!
ReplyDeleteaww..poor poor soadhube!
lol
this article rocks!
adhi mikee iru ingey majalee :P
hehehe (A)
moyameeha: True, Lets hope dhivehi doesn't die anytime soon
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i must say that the person who wrote this has written it very very well
ReplyDeletei like it
this is awesome, Quite humerous and yes explains a lot of things. The person who wrote this is surely great. :P
ReplyDeletethis is awesome, Quite humerous and yes explains a lot of things. The person who wrote this is surely great. :P
ReplyDeletetooo gud!!! ^_^
ReplyDeletehama obi noave!
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