Once there lived a laundry man in a remote village of a fishy fishy country. He had a dog and a donkey. A donkey to carry the laundry from the village to town. And a dog to guard his laundry and his little home.
It was Sunday morning. The laundry man was busy washing cloths, he had to finish all the laundry by next morning as it was the first day of the week. He kept on washing and washing till he finally was done. Tried and sore he left the cloths to dry and went off to bed.
It was midnight, everyone was fast a sleep. Even the dog who was supposed to keep guard was deep in his doggy dog dream. A thief crept into the laundry. The donkey heard the sneaky thief. It brayed at the top of it's lungs to alert the laundry man. And Kept on hee-hawing!!!
Pissed off the laundry man got off the bed, got a hold of the fattest stick he could and beaten the donkey up till it stopped. And went straight to bed.
Next morning, the laundry came out yawning and itching his tummy to find out: A beaten up donkey and an empty laundry!!! All the cloths he has washed were missing. It was than he realized why the donkey was making all that noise last night.
MORAL: Mind your own business ass
are u sure that's the moral? :p
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Get two dogs, just in case one falls asleep.
It all depends on how you look into the story
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