FiSH

Underside of Pearsonothuria graeffei

2012-01-10T15:22:00.001+08:00

( 8 January 2012 - Location: Noonu Atoll, Irufushi)

Beautiful Thilafushi

2011-11-27T18:24:00.001+08:00

Purpose of female orgasm?

2011-11-06T22:06:00.001+08:00

Females can procreate without reaching an orgasm, if that is the case what is the purpose of it? Is it to retain more semen inside like the "up suck theory" suggests? Or is is female orgasm a vestigial function from the evolution?

GST - goods you don't have to pay GST

2011-10-01T20:46:00.001+08:00

GST is set at ZERO rate for the following goods: rice, sugar, flour, salt, milk, cooking oil, egg, tea bag, fish, rihaakuru, potato, onion, curry powder, carrot, cabbage, pea, all fruits, bread, buns, faaroshi, nappies (both adult and babies), cooking gas, diesel and petrol

Push it to the limit - Scarface

2011-09-22T16:34:00.000+08:00

Majlis member worried about Maps?

2011-09-21T21:21:00.007+08:00

Majlis member worried that Atlas will erase Maldives from the world map after "reading" a satirical article by a person who claims to be right about everything.

Gaafu Alif Kooddoo-Villingili Channel

2011-09-09T00:21:00.002+08:00

This place is truly a bit of heaven, you get to be surrounded by thousands of dolphins, beautiful sharks, eagle rays and even turtles.

Nebrius ferrugineus (Tawny nurse shark)

2011-08-29T14:33:00.001+08:00

(Location: Raa. Maamigili, observed on 13th August 2011)

Home Sweet Home - Mötley Crüe

2011-08-26T00:27:00.002+08:00

Maldives the hypocritical side of life

2011-08-10T21:01:00.002+08:00

Maldives to preemptively "neutralize" its environmental foot print from long-line fishery by teaching pole and line fishing to fishermen of Seychelles.

Paracirrhites forsteri

2011-08-03T13:40:00.002+08:00

(Location: AA. Bodufolhodhoo, 21 july 2011)

Spirobranchus giganteus (Chrismas tree worm)

2011-07-24T14:41:00.002+08:00

(Location: Ari Atholhu Uthuruburee Bodufolhudhoo, 22 July 2011)

Ibrahim Nasir Domestic and International Airport (INDIA)

2011-07-20T08:51:00.001+08:00

Trash heaven (or hell) a.k.a. Thilafushi

2011-07-17T19:54:00.008+08:00

(Plastic mountain)

This is where your trash go, after they die...

Democracy Malaysian Style

2011-07-09T21:57:00.001+08:00

Monkey eating chipsmore

2011-07-05T16:08:00.003+08:00

(Location: Pulau Tioman)

Pastinachus sephen

2011-06-26T15:57:00.002+08:00

(Location: Giraavaru house reef, 15 June 2011)

Chicken and Roosters sleep up in trees at night

2011-06-04T13:10:00.002+08:00

Technique used to protect themselves from predators.

Dioscorea sp

2011-05-08T23:27:00.001+08:00

Yam locally known as Olhu-ala (Hulhu-Meedhoo - 30 April 2011)

Montipora sp

2011-05-08T17:15:00.002+08:00

(Koatey area - Seenu Hithadhoo, Addu Atoll - 5 May 2011)

Fistularia commersonii (Smooth flutemouth)

2011-03-15T18:11:00.000+08:00

(Location: Lh. Komando Island)

Coastal vegetation - Neykurendhoo

2011-01-25T18:04:00.002+08:00

Coastal vegetation especially near the harbor of this island is very different from most islands of Maldives, its composed mainly of plant species that grows in wetland environment.

Thelenota ananas

2011-01-15T13:52:00.002+08:00

(Location: Rahfalhu Huraa, North Male' atoll) - 13.1.2011

Didemnum molle

2011-01-12T18:17:00.000+08:00

(Location: Gulhifalhu reef)

Pearsonothuria graeffei

2010-11-30T17:16:00.000+08:00

(Location house reef of Hoarafushi)

Halimedia micronesica

2010-11-22T16:56:00.002+08:00

Clump of Halimedia micronesica. (Location: Kaafu Kaashidhoo house reef)

A small sail boat - (Riyaa negi Dhoni)

2010-09-20T16:41:00.003+08:00

(Location: N. Miladhoo)

Female ejaculation

2010-08-10T12:24:00.001+08:00

Is it a fabricated phenomena to satisfy the male's sexual fantasies?

Eclipse Butterflyfish

2010-08-01T15:22:00.002+08:00

(photo credits: Shintey)

Chaetodon bennitti is found grazing on coral polyps and anemones in coral reefs.

"Bon-dhu masakai"

2010-07-27T02:00:00.002+08:00

What's that supposed to mean?

Origin of our Life

2010-07-25T14:22:00.001+08:00

V A G I N A

Truth is what people believe and that's all that matters

2010-06-25T21:06:00.000+08:00

2010-05-04T02:22:00.001+08:00

Is it morally right to retrieve embryonic stem cells from multiple different gestating zygotes from their mothers, inject them into the brain of a 60-year-old with Parkinson's, watch him develop good memory and agile physical activity exponentially in a few years, and call that good medicine?

View from top of Bukit Pelindung

2010-05-01T19:05:00.002+08:00

(Picture by: Fish)

Why is the word "Cuss" in the middle of "Discussion?

2010-04-15T22:39:00.000+08:00

Blue Meanie's to strike again

2010-04-14T00:24:00.004+08:00

But this time not Pepperland

Ironic to see Israel bring down the threshold for 'violence'.

2010-04-07T23:48:00.002+08:00

If burning Israeli products is violent, wonder how they rate their own 2009 Gaza incursion... Read more

2010-04-07T12:39:00.002+08:00

When an Apache swipes clean an entire street in Baghdad including journalists, you know it's a weapon of mass destruction. It wouldn't be one if it could single out targets, or if the folks cared in the first place. Too bad all 'Hajis' look the same to you pricks, huh?

Beach morning glory

2010-04-05T21:10:00.002+08:00

(Beach Morning Glory - Ipomoea pes-caprae) -

(Picture taken at the beach in front of Suntiana resort)

As the name goes, you can find these flowers on creepers growing on the beach. It can tolerate the saline environment (a halophyte)... am not sure of its local name, is it Dhanburu? if you know let me know the name

Fart rights

2010-03-29T02:47:00.003+08:00

- Right to heard
- Right to be smelt
- Right to leave any time
- Right to enter any place

Bing Bang

2010-03-24T22:20:00.000+08:00

Stop instigating you xenophobes

2010-02-27T02:31:00.000+08:00

صــلـــى الــلــه عــلــى مــحــمــد صــلــى الــلــه عــلــيــه ﻭ ســلــم

2010-02-26T16:43:00.000+08:00

Tolerance at the cost of intolerance ~.^

2010-02-19T16:17:00.002+08:00

Where does the moon disappear every month?

2010-02-10T14:08:00.002+08:00

Who farted?

2010-02-09T19:21:00.000+08:00

Man they have been farting too much carbon monoxide and I've been inhaling it too much. Carbon monoxide's affinity for heme is a lot stronger than oxygen gas. This strong binding makes it harder for our erythrocytes to release oxygen into my tissues. This makes me tired. I should wear a gas mask from now on in class.

For newbies attempting courtship

2010-02-06T22:06:00.005+08:00

1. Don't focus all your emotion on one woman (if not you are bound to make a way too bigger deal out of it)

2. You are bound get rejected couple of times, to which you might feel like you are below 50 feet of crap below rock bottom but eventually you get desensitized to this illogical feeling

3. Have fun

"Melanin-concentration-bias" is a chronic genetic illness.

2010-01-22T01:30:00.000+08:00

"Restless Genital Syndrome"

2009-12-22T19:40:00.002+08:00

When Joleen Baughman damaged a nerve in her pelvis two years ago in a car accident, she never imagined the outcome would leave her constantly craving sex.

But the 39-year-old mother of two now suffers from restless genital syndrome, which is also known as persistent sexual arousal syndrome, because of the damaged nerve, the Daily Telegraph reported.

Any type of movement — vacuuming, bending over or walking — can leave the New Mexico resident feeling so aroused, "it's embarrassing and it's impossible to concentrate."

Baughman also injured her spine in the accident, and she spent several months recovering at home. She was confused when she started experiencing the intense urges for sex, but she said her husband was happy about it — until he realized how difficult the condition would become for them.

Dr. Sandra Leiblum first defined persistent sexual arousal syndrome as "intense feelings of genital congestion and sensations that are typically unaccompanied by any conscious awareness of sexual desire" in an article published for the Women's Sexual Health Foundation in Cincinnati, a non-profit organization dedicated to educating women and doctors on conditions that may impact sexual health and function.

Sexual activities intended to relieve the symptoms can reinforce the sensations or provide only temporary relief, Leiblum wrote in her report.

"I was very relieved to find out my condition was not psychological," she said. "For a while I thought I was going crazy or that it was somehow my fault. I think a lot of people go through those thoughts with this condition. Being aroused pretty much 24 hours a day is exhausting." (Source: Daily Telegraph)

1200 limo's and 140 jets to save the planet?

2009-12-16T19:37:00.001+08:00

Our leaders are so hot that; they might be the cause of global warming

2009-12-13T02:09:00.002+08:00

Do we need Society?

2009-12-10T16:32:00.001+08:00

What if we lived in a world where each individual dictated on themselves what is right and what is wrong? Would that have been too chaotic for our survival?

Legalization of crimes to save our dwindling economy?

2009-12-08T18:31:00.003+08:00

Basic social etiquettes

2009-12-08T13:41:00.002+08:00

- Cover your mouth/nose with a handkerchief when you cough, sneeze, blow your nose or yawn in public.. and try to keep it quiet

- If you have a sudden urge to pick your nose when in public, move to a private area and relieve the itch.

Selective text-book polarization of Maldives

2009-12-03T15:13:00.002+08:00

Climate Change Conferance in Copenhagen

2009-12-02T03:59:00.001+08:00

Likely to end up as one of those dick measuring contests

Racist Dhivehi Words and Phrases

2009-11-09T00:54:00.003+08:00

- Japaanu mas

- Ori

- Loa kuda

- Baburu

- Faran-gee

- Dhon-mee-haa

Whose been feeding apples to IGMH?

2009-11-03T13:31:00.004+08:00

You better stop feeding it apples cause its keeping the doctors away!

The ring around the moon tonight

2009-10-31T23:46:00.001+08:00

Is the ring caused by the light passing through a thin cloud?

ENOLA GAY

2009-10-29T18:45:00.003+08:00

(Picture of Enola Gay: courtesy of Wikipedia)

The B-29 Superfortress bomber that dropped the first atomic bomb, its named after the mother of Paul Tibbets who was the piloting the bomber.

Strange flowery patterns left by crabs on the beach

2009-10-22T22:26:00.005+08:00

(pictures by me)

Who came up with Platonic Relationships?

2009-10-21T21:37:00.001+08:00

A what? first cabinet meeting in underwear? ^.-

2009-10-18T19:02:00.001+08:00

Spiderman - the original cartoon theme song

2009-10-17T15:38:00.002+08:00

Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderman.
Is he strong? Listen bud—
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman.
In the chill of the night,
At the scene of the crime,
Like a streak of light,
He arrives just in time!
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
Wealth and fame, he's ignored—
Action is his reward.
To him,
Life is a great big bang-up—
Wherever there's a hang-up,
You'll find the Spiderman!

A tiny bit of heaven

2009-10-16T22:33:00.002+08:00

Spider Pope!

2009-09-30T11:52:00.000+08:00

Attention all Maldivian's stop wasting FOOD!

2009-09-08T21:29:00.002+08:00

Sales Girl wanted

2009-09-01T20:34:00.001+08:00

Predator mediated co-existance

2009-09-01T02:58:00.002+08:00

Predators are required to maintain a balance in any ecosystem if not certain dominant species would out-compete all other smaller ones to a point where they are excluded from the community.

Learn to AIM while you PEE!

2009-08-28T23:34:00.003+08:00

"Haa Mundi Kukulhu"

2009-08-28T01:22:00.003+08:00

Have you ever seen one? Does it look any different from the normal chicken? What does that "Mundi"mean?

2009-08-24T16:32:00.002+08:00

I feel like the witch in Hansel and Gretal

Would have sex for food?

2009-08-23T20:50:00.000+08:00

When they say it..

2009-08-17T20:13:00.002+08:00

1. "As whole" (African)
2. "pH" (Arab)

3. "Inner" (Arab)

4. "Water" (Indian)

5. "Quiche" (a Maldivian, in a bakery)

Why do dogs have more friends?

2009-08-16T09:13:00.000+08:00

(see for yourself)

The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr

2009-08-15T21:11:00.001+08:00

Now who said that?

Down with Racism

2009-08-15T18:31:00.004+08:00

(fine example of racial segregation)

Not Fair (viewer discretion advised)

2009-08-14T10:50:00.003+08:00

Oh he treats me with respect

He says he loves me all the time

He calls me 15 times a day

He likes to make sure that I'm fine

You know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure

He's not like all them other boys

They're all so dumb and immature

There's just one thing that's getting in the way

When we go up to bed you're just no good

Its such a shame

I look into your eyes I want to get to know you

And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

It's not fair

And I think you're really mean

I think you're really mean

Oh you're supposed to care

But you never make me scream

You never make me scream

Oh it's not fair

And it's really not ok

It's really not ok

Oh you're supposed to care

But all you do is take

Yeah all you do is take

Oh I lie here in the wet patch

In the middle of the bed

I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by

I spent ages giving head

Then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me

Maybe I'm just overreacting maybe you're the one for me

There's just one thing that's getting in the way

When we go up to bed you're just no good

It's such a shame

I look into your eyes I want to get to know you

And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over

It's not fair

And I think you're really mean

I think you're really mean

Oh you're supposed to care

But you never make me scream

You never make me scream

Oh it's not fair

And it's really not ok

It's really not ok

Oh you're supposed to care

But all you do is take

Yeah all you do is take

There's just one thing that's getting in the way

When we go up to bed you're just no good

It's such a shame

I look into your eyes I want to get to know you

And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

It's not fair

And I think you're really mean

I think you're really mean

Oh you're supposed to care

But you never make me scream

You never make me scream

Oh it's not fair

And it's really not ok

It's really not ok

Oh you're supposed to care

But all you do is take

Yeah all you do is take

Freedom of Listen

2009-08-13T23:33:00.000+08:00

Mooning at xenophobia and racism

2009-08-12T15:53:00.001+08:00

Why we should have "Public Spit Police"!

2009-08-09T23:20:00.002+08:00

1. Keep our roads Spit free
2. Reduce public health hazards caused by spitting
3. Easy way for the government to make money - levy a heavy fine for spitting
4. More employment opportunities

"Always go back to the basics"

2009-08-07T20:07:00.003+08:00

Something the chief in Grey's Anatomy once said " You wanna win? Always go back to the basics". I tend to forget this sometimes.

Note to self: don't forget this

Eat oysters only on months with the letter R in it

2009-08-06T20:19:00.001+08:00

januaRy, febRuaRy, maRch, apRil, septembeR, octobeR, novembeR & decembeR

Throw the Muslim down the well

2009-08-05T18:38:00.006+08:00

In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It is very very expensive,
Because Maldive islands too far.

Throw transport down the well,
So my country can be free.
We must make travel easy,
Then we have big party!

In my country there is problem,
And that problem is the Muslim.
He grow long beards and cover women,
He never shave his beards.

Throw the Muslim down the well,
So my country can be free.
You must grab him by his beard,
Then we have big party.

If you see the Muslim coming,
You must be careful of his teeth.
You must grab him by his beard,
And I tell you what to do...

Everybody!

Throw the Muslim down the well
So my country can be free
You must grab him by his teeths
Then we have big party

Throw the Muslim down the well
So my country can be free
You must grab him by his beards
Then we have big party!

Cat-fish Flu

2009-08-03T22:44:00.002+08:00

Been spending awful lot of time with the cat fishes, feeding em and weighing em, measuring em, cleaning their tanks.. I might catch the cat-fish flu

A song by a gay person

2009-08-03T12:53:00.000+08:00

Missing Hedhikaa

2009-08-01T21:07:00.003+08:00

1. Gula
2. Bajiyaa
3. Kavaabu
4. Mas roshi
5. Bis keemiyaa
6. Havaadhulee Bis...............

Moving on

2009-07-30T16:39:00.004+08:00

"The hardest thing you'll ever learn is how to say goodbye" Allison Clarke

Cloud computers...Wiwi.. quantum computers Yeeee

2009-07-28T23:53:00.001+08:00

Independently dependent on others

2009-07-27T18:26:00.001+08:00

*Sings the National Anthem*

Outdoor activities

2009-07-26T09:44:00.001+08:00

- Jogging
- Football
- Swingy and sea saw with little girls
- Eating grass...
- Jamming with the guitar players
- Mud boarding on the slopes
- Snatching the cigarettes from the smokers' mouth
- Gunning down little kids with a toy rifle
- Doing wheelie on a bicycle with the bikers
- Watching the bikers socializing
- Seeing couples

Liberal morality police

2009-07-25T19:16:00.000+08:00

Choices

2009-07-24T00:22:00.003+08:00

Funny thing choices, there are so many of them. Fortunately or unfortunately our life span is not long enough for us to know exactly how it would have been to have made the other choices that we did not make.

Home remedy for sore eyes

2009-07-20T17:04:00.001+08:00

TEA BAGS, soak em and leave em on your eyes

Are Muslims the new Jews/Blacks?

2009-07-17T11:03:00.001+08:00

2009-07-15T00:59:00.001+08:00

"Life...is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctoral gift that no one ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint c***, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while ... you're watching the game. Sure, once in a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you're left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts, which if you are desperate enough to eat leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper wrappers" Cigarrette smoking man

Are Maldivians the most promiscuous people on Earth?

2009-07-14T19:41:00.001+08:00

Coastal vegetation around Maldive islands

2009-07-08T14:00:00.002+08:00

Magoo - Sea lettuce (Scaevola taccada)
Kaani - Sea trumpet (Cordia subcordata)
Funa - Alexender Laurelwood tree (Calophyllum inophyllum)
Ruh - Coconut palm (Cocos nucifera)
Kuredhi - Iron wood (Pemphis acidula)
Boashi - Tree heliotrope (Tournefortia argentea)
Boakashikeyo - Wild screw pine (Pandanus tectorus)
Dhigga - Sea hibiscus (Hibiscus tiliaceus)
Hirundhu - Tulip tree (Thespesia populnea)
Thanburu - Beach morning glory (Ipomoea biloba)

Somewhere out there...

2009-07-08T09:04:00.002+08:00

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight
Someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight

Somewhere out there someone's saying a prayer
That we'll find one another in that big somewhere out there

And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there if love can see us through
Then we'll be together somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there if love can see us through
Then we'll be together somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

Blabs before sleeping

2009-07-05T23:57:00.003+08:00

This stupid feeling of deja vu is making me sick.